16th December- Cracker Jokes

Q. What does an auctioneer excel in?
A. Lots.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea.

Q. Why was the ghost sad before the disco?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What disease can you catch from putting up too many decorations?
A. Tinsilitis.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 ate 9.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.

BBC news site Top Ten sent in cracker jokes of which number 10 and 4 are my favourites :)