Modern day pentathlon

Interesting blog here about the modern pentathlon. Apart from the fact that it seems like a lot of hard work, I've nothing to add. I wondered however how the event should be truly updated to make it modern. I thought that perhaps this would be the event order:
1. Internet event: Facebook checking, includes updating your status and reading messages, checking emails on hotmail account (or equivalent), writing a reply email and deleting spam messages and finally writing a blog entry.
2. Gym: burning as many calories as possible in a 45 minute period using as many machines as possible in the gym.
3. Shopping: visiting and purchasing an item from as many high street stores as possible in a one hour period. Extra points added for a bargain snaffled.
4. Texting: ten messages to be sent and obviously all that matters is speed
5. Pub crawl: points accrued from the events above give you time advantage in this event which requires competitors to run from pub to pub, purchase an alcoholic drink and down in one before heading off to another pub. The gold medal would be awarded to the person who had got the furthest and drank the most.
That's probably a more accurate depiction of life these days!